Totally copied from www.notquitewhatihadplanned.com. But I don’t feel too bad since she copied it too!
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping
through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a b*tch.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead.
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
I feel your pain…..no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son’s virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
What was your power again?
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Ugly People,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some
Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Dear White People,
Don’t you just hate immigrants?
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece
Every iPhone User
At least you get picked up…
The Girls of Jersey Shore
It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?